Careful, Son

This is inspired by some early morning banter by friends. I tried to keep it real. Fugly Mofos, thanks! Careful son Don’t come at me like you mad at yo daddy I am yo pappy Come here son Smoke some poppy Lemme tell you something son The world holds no favours Come see conquer Get […]

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Pygmy on a Giraffe

I am a Pygmy riding a giraffe with a nose ring in the polar straits of Antarctica Yes it’s true I defecate gold Shiny ingots filling the toilet bowl I only do that after I have taken a sip of tea in my favourite dadesen which I use to brew my apio Which incidentally I […]

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